Rose's PruKraine Crack. (WIP)

Title: none yet.

Author: me! Rose

Rating: PG/PG 13 for swearing

Anime: Hetalia

Pairing: PrussiaxUkraine

Notes: i got WAAAAAAAAAAAY bored without the internet, so i wrote this based on a fanart pic posted on the facebook at some point. i really dont know where it came from...... but i dont know where to go next, so suggestions maybe? plz? oh! and it isnt edited for spelling or grammar.

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Gilbert was just coming home after a long day of work at the office to his lovely wife, yekaterina.
“UKRAINE. WHERES MY AWESOME FOOD, WOMAN?” he yelled as he walked through the door. the woman was nowhere to be found, but there were some small, strange noises coming from the living room area. “UKRAINE?............ ukraine?.....” he entered the living room to a strange site.
“Gilbert, look!! BABIES!!” ukraine said happily as she held up a baby latvia. a baby russia laughed at the baby latvia and yanked on its foot, causing it to tremble violently. a baby estonia was hiding under a couch cushion, and a baby lithuania just stood behind katyusha and smiled shyly. gilbert stared at them all for a few seconds before he was able to speak again.
“yekaterina......... WTF???? WHERE DID THESE COME FROM???” instead of answering, she just shrugged and smiled blissfully at him. then the baby russia happened to trip over gilbert’s awesome foot as it was chasing the baby estonia for no reason, and a small streak of blue raced out from under the couch and tried to beat his ankle to death, shouting “HOW DARE YOU TRIP BIG BROTHER RUSSIA!! DIE!!!” katyusha reached over and pulled the baby belarus off of a dazed gilbert.
“now we can be BIG HAPY FAMILY with children and I WILL MAKE SOUP FOR DINNER!!” she suddenly declared, and got up to make soup.
“but......... but katyusha. there is no way ANY of these can be our kids..... right? because....... because IM GERMAN.” said gil, noticing that all these children were from east europe.